Her loss, my gain for once.

[haggardfan1]

A fairly large Walmart order appeared on my front porch tonight. Obviously not placed by me.

Having no experience with this, I didn't know to look for an address sticker. Finally found one, after consulting a couple acquaintances.

Turns out this was ordered by my ex-girlfriend, who moved to Midlothian four years ago . Taking a lot of stuff with her which we didn't agree to. A LOT.

Walmart will have to make it good. For the record, I will never order Walmart delivery because Spark customer service is abysmal. I honestly tried to track the order before I noticed the address label.

The order included, among other things

2 gallons of milk
70 pounds of cat litter
Nature Valley bars
2 gallons of tea, one sweet, one unsweetened
Light bulbs
Two huge packages of chicken wings
Two huge packs of Gatorade, one zero sugar, one regular

I took the milk, sweet tea, cat litter, Gatorade regular, and one pkg of wings to my most recent ex girlfriend and her family. They have a six year old and two cats. My good deed for the year.

The entire order was probably 150.00 worth at least.

What goes around comes around, and usually gains velocity as it comes back around.

 

[Jupiter]

Someone is counting calories and someone isn’t

 

[tery]

Some guys have all the luck.

 

[drmordo]

I did something vaguely similar a coupla years back - I ordered a pizza from the Hungry Howie's app, but didn't change the address from when I last used the app. They delivered it to my mom who lives 400 miles away

She thanked me for the pizza.

 

[hemingway]

I ordered some beer a few years back from a brewery website. Among their offerings was banana flavoured beer.

Being a bold beer hunter I thought I would give it a go and I ordered 12 cans.

Someone messed up and They sent me 12 boxes. No extra charge.

They weren't going to take it back, too much trouble. So I thought, my lucky day.

No. Turns out you can get tired of banana beer pretty quickly. Took me weeks to drink it all.

 

[trev333]

Hey! Mr tally man, tally me banana.. beers....

 

[Blrfl]

Walmart will have to make it good.

...or not since the stuff was shipped to the address on the order. Mall*Wart did what they were asked.

 

[Gladhander]

We get ours delivered and it’s wonderful.

 

[P Thought]

Turns out you can get tired of banana beer pretty quickly

This is the first I've heard of it and I'm tired of it already

 

[drf64]

I ordered some beer a few years back from a brewery website. Among their offerings was banana flavoured beer.

Being a bold beer hunter I thought I would give it a go and I ordered 12 cans.

Someone messed up and They sent me 12 boxes. No extra charge.

They weren't going to take it back, too much trouble. So I thought, my lucky day.

No. Turns out you can get tired of banana beer pretty quickly. Took me weeks to drink it all.

Banana beer? Does it taste like banana bread? I hope it isn’t like 99 Bananas. That stuff is an abomination

 

[haggardfan1]

...or not since the stuff was shipped to the address on the order. Mall*Wart did what they were asked.

True! In any event, I'm completely blameless.

I guess.

 

[Telekat 100]

I ordered some beer a few years back from a brewery website. Among their offerings was banana flavoured beer.

Being a bold beer hunter I thought I would give it a go and I ordered 12 cans.

Someone messed up and They sent me 12 boxes. No extra charge.

They weren't going to take it back, too much trouble. So I thought, my lucky day.

No. Turns out you can get tired of banana beer pretty quickly. Took me weeks to drink it all.

You could have poured it on corn flakes and had it for breakfast.

 

[hemingway]

You could have poured it on corn flakes and had it for breakfast.

So that's what they call a breakfast beer.

 

[Toto'sDad]

I guess it would be pushing it to send the ex a thank you note!