I don’t own a Tele either, but no one here seems to mind. My guitar is strat-shaped also.
I’m not from, or in, Mexico—my user name comes from a Honda motorcycle paint color, actually—but I did live near Taxco, Guerrero for a few years when I was a kid, and I did recently receive a guitarrón for my birthday, and am trying to learn to play it!
(Do I win tonight’s “too much information” award?)
Though this is a Telecaster forum, there's plenty of talk here about Strats and other guitars. My guitar collection includes an American Standard Telecaster, but I gave up my Strat in favor of a H/S/S Parker Nite Fly. It is all good.