Twang-ineer
Tele-Holic
I have too many guitars 20% T Style roughly..... but in the hypothetical "desert island with electricity" scenario I have a Kiesel "Tele". Hard Tail, HSS, Fender scale, 12" radius, Alder and Maple on Maple. That guitar meets every need that I could imagine having. That and a Peavey Transformer Combo, and I think I could live out my days fairly happy.