Happy Groundhog Day!

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  1. Honga Man

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    Happy Groundhog Day to all of ya'll! As a bonus, it's also my birthday!
     
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    Happy Marmot Day, Alaska!

    Let all loyal Alaskans today hail the Marmot,

    A most perspicacious and savvy wee varmint,

    With meteorological prowess so potent

    That skeptics confess it's no typical rodent.


    This wonder of nature, at most a foot long,

    Is not known for diving or antlers or song.

    (Though it lines many parkas, because it's so furry,

    And tastes good when sauteed with carrots and curry.)


    Proud Marmot's formidable power, instead,

    Is its vision, which looks out to six weeks ahead.

    The state legislature, therefore, declared praise,

    Enacting a statute -- and in just ninety days!



    Henceforth and yearly on 2 February

    From slumber the Marmot shall exit and tarry,

    And if, in the sunlight, its shadow discovers,

    Return to its den and jump back in the covers.


    From shades on the snow our sage can divine

    That bone-piercing cold will prevail 'til March 9.

    But if skies be cloudy, then man and beast cheer,

    For Marmot proclaims that fair spring is now here!



    Thus children await, with unveiled incandescence,

    Their Marmot Day goodies and Marmot Day presents.

    With cards, lights and dance folk dismiss winter's blahs

    And tell jolly stories of Old Marmy Claus.


    Alas! We're a long way from warm 'skeeter season.

    The temperature steadily skulks below freezin'.

    The golf links are snow-packed. The sidewalks are slick.

    The ice on the driveway is nine inches thick.


    But if tulips don't yet appear on the hill,

    We can still dream that, sooner or later, they will,

    A Marmot Day custom that's easy to keep

    If you make like wise Marmot -- and go back to sleep.

    http://www.adn.com/article/20130201/happy-marmot-day-alaska

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    Saw this on face book lol
     

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