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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by tamer_of_banthas, Feb 3, 2020.

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    At least ONE person got the reference! ;)
     
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    No possible rapidity of fire can atone for the habitual carelessness of aim with the first shot. -Theodore Roosevelt
     
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    Certainty of death...small chance of success...what are we waiting for?
     
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    Like a club, only with biting and scratching.
     
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    Have seen something similar attributed to Betrand Russell.
     
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