Hadn’t drank vodka in a long while

[HootOwlDude]

I sat on my deck all day yesterday. Strumming an acoustic and sipping water on ice with lemon vodka. All day.
My lovely wife just kept them coming. It was really a great day.
I assume last night was enjoyable as well. I don’t remember it.
I think I broke my toe. No idea what I did but it’s Huge and purple.
Then I see the email. An order confirmation from Sweetwater.
My heart dropped. Crap!!!
Turns out I love my new Fender Sonoran mini so much I decided my nephew had to have one. Having it shipped to him in Wisconsin.
So I had to tell my wife what I had done. She said I had asked her before I ordered it. Sweet!
But she has no idea what the hell I did to my toe.

Hilarious. Sounds like a sweet afternoon and evening—and a super-dope wife! I LOVE scotch, but do not buy it anymore because I am unable to keep it around. I’ll just drink it until I have an experience not so unlike yours. Then, the next evening, I’ll just polish off the dang bottle, telling myself that, well, I really shouldn’t be keeping this stuff around if I half zero self control. Not an impressive pattern to condone. I just keep some light beer in the fridge and very rarely venture beyond that. And, yes, some purchases have been made in some rather jolly states when it seems so obvious that need such and such—always music crap too. Gotta know your vices and adjust!

 

[FuzzWatt]

I sat on my deck all day yesterday. Strumming an acoustic and sipping water on ice with lemon vodka. All day.
My lovely wife just kept them coming. It was really a great day.
I assume last night was enjoyable as well. I don’t remember it.
I think I broke my toe. No idea what I did but it’s Huge and purple.
Then I see the email. An order confirmation from Sweetwater.
My heart dropped. Crap!!!
Turns out I love my new Fender Sonoran mini so much I decided my nephew had to have one. Having it shipped to him in Wisconsin.
So I had to tell my wife what I had done. She said I had asked her before I ordered it. Sweet!
But she has no idea what the hell I did to my toe.

Glad you had a great day Unky Toad!

Cough **Larrivee 000-40R** Cough

 

[fjblair]

This morning I was angry at last night's vodka.

 

[BigDaddyLH]

I switched to soju, which is a lighter version of vodka. IU, she convinced me!

 

[old soul]

Love the citrus flavored vodkas! Lime is my favorite. It mixes well with lemonade, tea, seltzer, you name it. It's really the only liquor I like in hot weather

 

[Toto'sDad]

The worst drunk I ever went on was vodka induced. It was what made me almost give up drinking entirely. Now days, I will allow myself a single Screwdriver once in a blue moon.

Vodka hangovers are in a class all their own.

 

[drf64]

Tito's is my go to for vodka.
Stoli is good too.
Not really into the flavored vodkas, but I enjoy them when someone offers.

But my summer liquor this year is Ghost Tequila.

thanks for listening.

 

[brookdalebill]

It’s been about 35 years for me.
I’m hoping, and pretty confident my luck will hold.

 

[Buckaroo65]

Vodka hangovers are in a class all their own.

Some of the best ideas I ever had were the result of vodka hangovers.

 

[Toto'sDad]

Some of the best ideas I ever had were the result of vodka hangovers.

One night when I was really pumped up on Vodka, I showed a gal how I could knock a streetlight out with one of my boots. (This was not my first rodeo on street light boot throwing)

 

[Buckaroo65]

One night when I was really pumped up on Vodka, I showed a gal how I could knock a streetlight out with one of my boots. (This was not my first rodeo on street light boot throwing)

One night in the same condition, I showed a gal’s aunt what I’d had for dinner. Let’s just say the queen was not amused.

 

[Smokin OP]

I'm reading this sipping on a vodka, club soda & lime...good day! Sorry about you toe.

 

[BigDaddyLH]

When I think of boozes and toes: https://www.cbc.ca/shortdocs/featur...tail-a-shot-of-whiskey-garnished-with-a-human

 

[Texicaster]

I could never distinguish vodka from rubbing alcohol.....

 

[trev333]

You mean?.. you drank Vodka without wearing your steel cap boots...that's risky...

and now you have Vodka Toe, nasty.....

no dancing for you...