Guitar Slogans Based on Other Products

runstendt

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Suppose that guitar companies used advertising slogans and phrases based on other companies, such as those that make cars, appliances, or computers? What do you think they would be. I'll start it off with two. I'll put the original company name in parenthesis after each slogan.

1. You meet the nicest people playing a Telecaster. (Honda)

2. Telecaster: Ask the man who owns one. (Packard)
 

IanMoss

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If your grandfather hadn't played a Telecaster, you wouldn't exist. (Old Spice)

Edit, also:

"Crested Butte—what Aspen used to be, and Vail never was."
There might be a witty slogan in there somewhere for the Tele or Fender, but it is uncommon to mention the opposition in a tagline.
 
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Fretting out

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I’d rather fight than switch! “To another guitar that is” (Tareyton ads)

Accompanied with a picture of someone holding a tele/fender with a black eye
 

tomasz

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for all the GASing people out there:
"Because I'm worth it!" (L'Oreal) - no change needed :D
"Have a break.. have a Tele" (KitKat)
 

scottser

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'only the crumbliest, flakiest telecaster tastes like telecaster never tasted before'

...nah
 




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