Guy on the local radio says......"if your completely naked and wanna feel even more naked....put on a pair of shoes....
So true. I feel like an idiot in my Crocs when I get out of the shower.
After I got back from working in Dallas I'd put on nothing but my new Tony Lamas after showering and chase my wife around the house clip cloppin' on them hardwood floors. It was fun 'til I opened the shower curtain and she stood there in nothing but... yep, my Tony Lamas.
My marriage didn't last very long but it wasn't all ducking heavy glass ashtrays!
Once when my wife realized I had just returned from fetching the paper from the driveway, accidentally wearing nothing but underwear...
She asked why I wasnt embarrassed.
I told her, "nothing embarrassing about that, watch this!" And shed the underwear, headed for the door.
I swear, She just doesnt share my sense of humor sometimes!...
Yeah, it don't wash off...(don't ask how i know...)Of course, I was an idiot when I got into the shower...
Two men in a nudist colony:My uncle went bankrupt because he opened a wicker chair and cactus store right outside of a nudist colony.
Once when my wife realized I had just returned from fetching the paper from the driveway, accidentally wearing nothing but underwear...
She asked why I wasnt embarrassed.
I told her, "nothing embarrassing about that, watch this!" And shed the underwear, headed for the door.
I swear, She just doesnt share my sense of humor sometimes!...
Two men in a nudist colony:
“Have you read Marx?”
“Yeah—it’s those stupid chairs my wife bought from @Fiesta Red ’s uncle’s store…”
returned from fetching the paper from the driveway, accidentally wearing nothing but underwear...