Guy on the local radio says......"if your completely naked and wanna feel even more naked....put on a pair of shoes....
Great line about being naked
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Fiesta Red
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My uncle went bankrupt because he opened a wicker chair and cactus store right outside of a nudist colony.
imwjl
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Maybe that's more a thing than I knew or realized. That brought back a 1970s memory of some neighborhood high school kids partying when John M (who could be TDPRI John) blurted out "Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror when naked wearing your shoes?".
Now going to the next reunion will be harder on my brain.
Now going to the next reunion will be harder on my brain.
MarkieMark
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Another great reason I dont do reunions.
I can never be sure what not to wear.
I can never be sure what not to wear.
1293
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So true. I feel like an idiot in my Crocs when I get out of the shower.
1293
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Of course, I was an idiot when I got into the shower...
MarkieMark
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Once when my wife realized I had just returned from fetching the paper from the driveway, accidentally wearing nothing but underwear...
She asked why I wasnt embarrassed.
I told her, "nothing embarrassing about that, watch this!" And shed the underwear, headed for the door.
I swear, She just doesnt share my sense of humor sometimes!...
She asked why I wasnt embarrassed.
I told her, "nothing embarrassing about that, watch this!" And shed the underwear, headed for the door.
I swear, She just doesnt share my sense of humor sometimes!...
After I got back from working in Dallas I'd put on nothing but my new Tony Lamas after showering and chase my wife around the house clip cloppin' on them hardwood floors. It was fun 'til I opened the shower curtain and she stood there in nothing but... yep, my Tony Lamas.
My marriage didn't last very long but it wasn't all ducking heavy glass ashtrays!
Fiesta Red
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boneyguy
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A joke from a copy of one of my Dad's Playboy mags from the '70's...(great articles!!):
'Did you hear about the midget that went to the nudist colony dance......he was clubbed to death!'
'Did you hear about the midget that went to the nudist colony dance......he was clubbed to death!'
Good lord that is funny....accidentally....so awesome
Big_Bend
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Buckaroo65
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Yeah, it don't wash off...(don't ask how i know...)
Fiesta Red
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Two men in a nudist colony:
“Have you read Marx?”
“Yeah—it’s those stupid chairs my wife bought from @Fiesta Red ’s uncle’s store…”
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Ummmm, OK...
TokyoPortrait
Friend of Leo's
Hi.
Years ago, when I first moved to Japan and found the summer heat unbearable (it still is), I returned from the supermarket and realised I was just wearing my boxers.
Oh, I mean “just” on the bottom half. I had a tee shirt on too.
Pax/
Dean
Years ago, when I first moved to Japan and found the summer heat unbearable (it still is), I returned from the supermarket and realised I was just wearing my boxers.
Oh, I mean “just” on the bottom half. I had a tee shirt on too.
Pax/
Dean
I’m so embarrassed.
I’m got arrested for indecent exposure.
The arresting officer took pictures.
Luckily, the judge let me off.
Lack of evidence.
Whew!
I’m got arrested for indecent exposure.
The arresting officer took pictures.
Luckily, the judge let me off.
Lack of evidence.
Whew!
