Give Us Songs That Have A Big Dose Of Humor!

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  1. Stringbanger

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    I guess I have to start, since I started the thread.:D
    By the way, any genre or any era, is okay, as long as it meets the TDPRI standards.

    Afterall, isn’t humor the best medicine?

     
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    Dr. Hook - “Cover of the Rolling Stone”

     
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    Great choice!
     
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    LONG BEFORE the days of video, there was this thing called "radio"......some of you may remember. ;)
    In the early sixties (or so) I knew a girl who LITERALLY freaked out if this came on the radio. Someone has now made a bunch of videos to go along with it, but I recommend closing your eyes and just let your imagination take care of the visuals. Enjoy. (if you can) :)
     
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    I can't post it since it definitely violates the first and second subjects we can't discuss. . . but Wheeler Walker Jr. is hilarious. . . if you enjoy the dirtiest humor.
     
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    Ther are plenty of Dr Hook songs to choose from. Millionaire, Everyone's making it big, and I got stoned and I missed it come to mind.
     
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    Frank Zappa - Don’t Eat Yellow Snow

     
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    I knew as soon as I put a Zappa tune up Dinah Moe Hum would be next. :lol::lol::lol:
     
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