Gibson is just begging to get beat up over this idea.

As a proud owner of a 60th Anniversary Les Paul R9, I approve of this message.

 

I can't stop! I wonder when the Limited Edition Numbered Gibson Custom Shop Ornament will come out? Is there a Modern Festivus Gibson Ornament in the works too! I wonder what the b-stock or blemished Gibson Ornaments will go for? I understand that there a few 0220 Gibson Ornaments on the market!

This is a Tele site....I wonder what is happening on the Gibson site?

 

yes
yes, yes self tuning guitars, automated tuners what a great idea, get a paten on your idea.

 

Yikes.
I'm late to this thread, but man oh man, how blissfully, wonderfully awful is this Christmas tree ornament?

I'm picturing the quintessential Murphy's Law Christmas tree now, decorated with:

* The Gibson snapped off headstock ornament

* The Ford Pinto exploding gas tank ornament

* The Kawasaki KLR650 doo-hickey ornament

and,
* The Joe Theismann's broken tibia and fibula ornament

Ooh.
I just had to take a knee, thinking of that last one.