Let me know when you ask the furniture forum for a guitar suggestion. I have a few good recommendations.
Don't. Your back will thank you in 20 years for not buying one.
Depends on your perspective, I guess. I typically find being a wiseass is great levity.I take it that, after being here for a couple of weeks, you're (deliberately?) unfamiliar with the vast range of topics we discuss here other than guitars. Levity is great. But being a mere wiseass isn't.
So, any recs?