Found my mascot...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Bergy, Apr 27, 2019.

  1. Bergy

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    For weeks now, this solitary goose has been wreaking havoc on the cars in the parking lot near where I work. Every day he'll climb up 3 or 4 different cars, hang out a while and crap all over them, lol. I may have finally found my spirit animal. We've started calling him Liam Geeson. A bird with a very special set of skills...mainly sedan summitting and precision pooping, lol.

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  2. Brad Pittiful

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    lol liam geeson
     
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    Oh krap!
     
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    You have a way better outlook on it than I would!
     
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    This happened at my old workplace. we found if we put jalapeno cheese crackers on my bosses new truck they would crap on it more.
     
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    That's funny!
     
  7. Bergy

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    I just want ya'll to know that I take back every sketchy thing I ever said about Liam Geeson. While working on my lawn just now, I felt something funny hit me in the back:

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    Seriously folks......... I don't want any more foul play.:-|
     
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    Two words... pellet gun.
     
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    “He was also firmly and utterly opposed to all and any forms of cruelty to any animals whatsoever except geese.”
    ― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
     
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    I now pronounce you man and goose.
     
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    I was attacked by a goose years ago at the lake my sailboat was berthed. A bunch of us were in the parking lot drinking beer and having a fun time when I heard a honk and looked up to this goose running at me with his wings outstretched and head near the ground. Sucker caught me on the right knee. I kicked the bird as hard as I could in the chest and it backed off. As it got ready to attack again a buddy of mine put a .22 round in it.

    I really have no love for geese
     
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