For weeks now, this solitary goose has been wreaking havoc on the cars in the parking lot near where I work. Every day he'll climb up 3 or 4 different cars, hang out a while and crap all over them, lol. I may have finally found my spirit animal. We've started calling him Liam Geeson. A bird with a very special set of skills...mainly sedan summitting and precision pooping, lol.