Fortune Cookie Wisdom

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  1. Gardo

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    "Two wrongs don't make a right......but three rights make a left." ....Confucious to the Uber driver.
     
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    Man who go to bed eating Cheeto's wake up with orange crotch. Sorry, that's all I got.
     
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    I always heard it the other way. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But 3 left’s do
     
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    That wasn't chicken
     
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    There is no fortune in this cookie. Only sugar.
     
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    Gardo Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    Not long after I met my wife we had some Chinese takeout. She was shocked by the message in the cookie so she showed it to me and asked why they would say something like that. I read “ Pennies from heaven will land on your doorstep “ she said “pennies,Oh I thought it said penis”
     
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    Best one I ever got..

    "Ask not what your fortune cookie can do for you, but what you can do for your fortune cookie."

    Should have framed that one.
     
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    BB Poster Extraordinaire

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    Haven’t you heard its now the “invasive flu” along with the “invasive carp”

    Shoo flu..shoo..
     
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    Peegoo Doctor of Teleocity

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    You misspelled 'crap'.

    ;)
     
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    How about the famous...or infamous, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly hand."
     
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    My misfortune.
     
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