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First Wold problems thread got me thinking. . . .

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by BobbyZ, Apr 19, 2021.

  1. BobbyZ

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    Ok so I'm on FB, for a couple of Avion groups and marketplace mostly. But it also keeps me in touch with a few single ladies I haven't dated yet. Ok there's literally billions of those. These are just ones I know that might have low enough standards to possibly go out with me after the zombies weed out every other guy on the planet. A slim chance, but still a chance. So the other day this one that's always got a problem on FB, like EVERYDAY, she's cute but nuts. She posts something about how her life is, "horrible and can't possibly get worse and today I lost my camper keys OMG." I post. "Yeah lossing your camper keys totally sucks". And this picture. She gives me a sad face. I was hoping she'd unfriend me because I wouldn't go out with her if she was the last woman on earth at this point. Lol 20201111_164518_HDR.jpg
     
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    I think you SHOULD go out with her.

    What have you got to lose?
    (hide a key)
     
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    Wold?
    Mold?
    Gold?
    Sold?
    Told?
    Bold?
    Cold?
    Fold?
    Hold?
     
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    you two kids could play a couple of rounds of 'find the keys in my camper'....
     
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    I am speechless.......
     
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    a speech would be a little formal for this sitch, though, right?
     
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    unless his pants are already off.

    When I was in college a guy I knew I introduced to a girl who was 'liberated and free' they went out... a few days later, I ran into her at the dining hall... as we are eating and talking about things, I asked 'so, how did it go with Jim?' she paused and smiled at me and said, 'he's a nice guy, but, ummmm, pooooor jim.' and she laughed kind of helplessly.
     
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    “First Wold “ got me in.

    Now what exactly am I looking at in the picture .?
    Looks like a breaking Bad scene where a mobile m*th lab explodes.

    Something on wheels appears to be burnt out.
    The appendage part in the left of pic looks intact, but I have no idea what it is.
     
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    well nobody likes it when Mr. One up shows up.
     
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    When you and she are the last two people on earth...except for the zombies...she'll look really good;).
     
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    You do realize you can unfriend her, right?
    Why waste time goading her.
     
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    Waste time? Pssh. Look at all the action here because of it. Winning!
     
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    As an inhabitant of the British Isles, I am not unfamiliar with the word Wold.

    Meaning: (in Britain) a piece of high, open uncultivated land or moor.

    For example, my ex-wife's family lives in a lovely part of the midlands called the Cotswolds.

    In that context, a First Wold Problem would probably involve:
    • deciding on which leafy forest path a stout yeoman should sally forth in order to enjoy a fine spring day, or
    • choosing which ancient country tavern in which to imbibe a tankard of foaming ale, when a hogshead of said brewage is abroach, or perhaps even
    • bemoaning a shortage of seasonal blooms, such as May bluebells or March daffodils.

    A tough life indeed.
     
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    I wrote this song that is ostensibly about first world problems
     
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    Well crap! I just noticed the typo !
    Well that ship has sailed, no point in changing it now.
    And why does my smart phone let me use an obscure old English word like Wold?

    I really should just unfriend this one but you should see her sister! Ok she's actually crazier. At this point I don't want to take the chance of offending either one of them, they might set fire to my "new" Avion.
    And there's that zombie thing to consider. Besides the classy woman can't get past errors in grammar and English compassion, a real consideration for me.
     
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    My favorite kind.
     
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    You don't have to read the crap I write. It's just that crap strictly for entertainment purposes only.
     
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