Face hair: My wife is trying to tell me something.

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  1. Charlie Bernstein

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    I had a beard in my teens and twenties. An Arafat. Patchy. Finally gave up and just had a cow-catcher mustache for a long time. But when the Indicted Coach look went out, I shaved it off.

    Then I gave up and started shaving every day. Kept it up till I retired. Now I often skip a day. On us Arafats, one day of stubble doesn't show. And it saves on soap and water.

    But my wife likes better it when I do it daily. She's never had to leave me a snarky diagram, though.
     
  2. Charlie Bernstein

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    Maybe. But how do we get our facial hair on a donkey's ass without putting our faces on a donkey's ass?

    Talk about dancing cheek to cheek . . . .
     
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  3. Charlie Bernstein

    Charlie Bernstein Poster Extraordinaire

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    Maybe it's like the old joke where the elephant asks for the soap.
     
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    Now I'm really lost.

    *edit* I had to look that one up.
     
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    I’m between Santa and Zeus. Been growing it for 6 years. Looks awesome when I first wake up in the morning.
     
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    Hadda beard fer 45 years. Shaved it once for a 50's gig. Once was enough. Short now but been long. No wormuns ever complained, an neither have they praised it. Gits dandruff a bit at times in my ol age, but that passes. Despite my years, head hair still goin good w/ color too, but m'whiskers are white.
     
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    Where is the Gandalf and the Bin Laden?

    Roald Dahl had the final word on beards for me in The Twits
     
  8. Charlie Bernstein

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    She missed Cousin Itt:

    - Two elephants are taking a bath. One says, "Please pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio!"

    - What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? A grape is purple.

    - What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

    - What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? "Oooh! Look at all those grapes!" (She was color-blind.)

    - How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter.


    You're obviously not a child of the sixties. The elephant joke is dead.

    Looks like Cousin Itt didn't attach. I'll try again:

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  9. Charlie Bernstein

    Charlie Bernstein Poster Extraordinaire

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    Aggressive crusade against men?! Not where I live!
     
  10. Mechanic

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    I’m a blond with a very light beard. No side burns to speak of. I’ll buzz what I have every other week. I can’t shave due to the thin blood I have. Mustache, soul patch, scruffy goatee all kept trimmed short, neck is buzzed. Mostly still blond but the beard is white.
    Not folicaly challenged.
     
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    Nope. nothing to do with elephants. I'm not explaining the joke. uh uh. Nope.
     
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    There are two kinds of people who don’t have a beard. Women and children. :lol:
     
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    Did you win the tickets?
     
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    You hopes your women’s don’t have a beard.
     
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    Maybe she's trying to tell you, come back when you have the beard of Zeus, and really is tired of your Keanu looko_O
     
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    I did! They shaved me live on the radio. Got to do a meet and greet with Shinedown and Papa Roach too.
     
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    I almost spit my coffee out!
     
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    Razors, blades, foam, oils, aftershaves, balms and moisturisers? Jeez, you shavers probably have more bathroom crap than my wife...
     
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    Someone beat me to it!
     
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