everything I ever wanted to know about women

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Guit-jitsu, Dec 30, 2010.

  1. Guit-jitsu

    Guit-jitsu Tele-Afflicted

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    ... has been totally summed up. Guy should put out a book!



    Wo-ow. He's running for president too. Is this the new Basil Marceaux???
     
  2. yark14

    yark14 Friend of Leo's

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    I like the last one!
     
  3. tpaul

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    Yeah... a matchbook.
     
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    Dude looks like and acts like a zombie

    Protect the brains!
     
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    I bailed after number 3, he was creeping me out.
     
  6. getbent

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    a quick look in that guy's basement would keep the FBI busy for months.... He is kind of the internet archetype expert guy.... the creepy dude on your block who knows everything (and loves to tell you about it) and who has no friends and his only family is estranged....

    People avoid cats like that for a reason.
     
  7. Guit-jitsu

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    He is something else, isn't he? Has a bunch of videos out, including one where he tried to hook up his son with Selena Gomez. And one where he announces he's running for president in 2012.
     
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    Jumped of @ 4,but still feel like I need a wash.About as funny as lung cancer.

    Freak.
     
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    OMG.
     
  10. DuncanAngus

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    OK, this guy is talking from experience. He had a girl in 1975, she did him wrong, he knows...

    Watch and learn.
     
  11. 68tele

    68tele Friend of Leo's

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    President?! President of what?
     
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    I don't believe for a second that that weirdo has ever even spoken to a woman (well, not one that isn't plastic and inflatable) let alone had a real, meaningful relationship with one...
     
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    His question at the end got me thinkin'...
    ...maybe this guy is from another planet? Cool...
     
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    If I was that photogenic, I too would dispense wisdom and advice!
     
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    hannigan Friend of Leo's

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    His microphone looks pretty small .
     
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    oops.... double post.
     
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    wow.... maybe he should try rehearseing before doing the videos....

    and maybe changing tone of voice now and then would help..

    he sounds like he can barely read, let alone speak.
     
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    That's 59 seconds of my life I will never get back...
     
  19. hannigan

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    Nothing that autotune cant fix .
     
  20. imwjl

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    President of the USA.

    I'm thinking the skirt issue might be among the factors keeping Sal Russo, Jim Demint and the tea party from partying hard on his band wagon.

    http://www.kltv.com/global/story.asp?S=8141523



    But he wears a skirt.
     
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