Intubator
Tele-Afflicted
I always tell them I don't give out my number and if they need one to stay in the good graces of the employer to just make one up... I had a cashier at Harbor Freight tell me once that I wouldn't have a warranty return for the tool I bought if they didn't have my number. I said "wrong, all I need is the recieipt your about to hand me for proof of purchase"... State law.