4pickupguy
Doctor of Teleocity
Ever just suddenly cringe over something stupid or embarrassing you’ve done in your life? I mean going about your day and suddenly remembering something stupid or embarrassing, and physically cringing? Happens to me quite often (I’ve done a lot of stupid and embarrassing things).
The embarrassing things typically are funnier and easier to share so I’ll get us rolling with a harmless bit of DOH!!
1985, It was about 3:30 in the afternoon in the middle of the week at the music store I worked at. Kids walking home from school near by would come in and play the latest hair band riff or tune they had learned. This particular day a kid (lets call him David) that dropped in quite often decided today he’s gonna turn up a little more than usual. So he‘s there running his usual library of riffs and tunes over by the amps when a guy walks in, casually browsing the guitars etc. One of our employees tells him (in a raised voice as David’s playing is just above conversational levels) if he would like to hear any of them to feel free to plug them in. The guy replies, twice (cuz David), that he’s “just dreaming and really just came to get strings”.
A while later a the guy has finally meandered over to the counter where I am. So I ask him what strings he prefers, twice. He‘s starts to tell me and has to start over. I get bit closer and finally hear him and as I am ringing up his strings I start to apologize for the noise but then I start venting a little. I explain to him theres a school near by and the kids come in, so we get to hear the butchered lick du jour…sounds like me at that age…the guy chuckles and rolls his eyes but, do I stop there? Hell no. Now I start to vent about how most are just at a terrible stage of playing, every note has to lead to a dive bombed pinched harmonic. At that moment David does just that. See? Do I stop there? No! That kid comes in here all the time and picks the worse sound out of any amp and its just just dive bomb city, blah blah blah… about that time David stops playing and and yells
“Hey dad, did they have my strings?”
I was so embarrassed I just turned on my heels in front of the guy and ran to the back case room…
To this day I physically cringe when this moment crosses my mind.
Your turn.
The embarrassing things typically are funnier and easier to share so I’ll get us rolling with a harmless bit of DOH!!
1985, It was about 3:30 in the afternoon in the middle of the week at the music store I worked at. Kids walking home from school near by would come in and play the latest hair band riff or tune they had learned. This particular day a kid (lets call him David) that dropped in quite often decided today he’s gonna turn up a little more than usual. So he‘s there running his usual library of riffs and tunes over by the amps when a guy walks in, casually browsing the guitars etc. One of our employees tells him (in a raised voice as David’s playing is just above conversational levels) if he would like to hear any of them to feel free to plug them in. The guy replies, twice (cuz David), that he’s “just dreaming and really just came to get strings”.
A while later a the guy has finally meandered over to the counter where I am. So I ask him what strings he prefers, twice. He‘s starts to tell me and has to start over. I get bit closer and finally hear him and as I am ringing up his strings I start to apologize for the noise but then I start venting a little. I explain to him theres a school near by and the kids come in, so we get to hear the butchered lick du jour…sounds like me at that age…the guy chuckles and rolls his eyes but, do I stop there? Hell no. Now I start to vent about how most are just at a terrible stage of playing, every note has to lead to a dive bombed pinched harmonic. At that moment David does just that. See? Do I stop there? No! That kid comes in here all the time and picks the worse sound out of any amp and its just just dive bomb city, blah blah blah… about that time David stops playing and and yells
“Hey dad, did they have my strings?”
I was so embarrassed I just turned on my heels in front of the guy and ran to the back case room…
To this day I physically cringe when this moment crosses my mind.
Your turn.
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