End of an era. I lost a whole category of jokes.

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    This morning I noticed the new iPhone orders started at breakfast time. For years one work associate and I had a lot of fun with camping out at Apple Store or up at midnight jokes. What do I have to look forward to in life? I can't tease some I know and am not planning on a new phone.
     
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    Have you thought of making fun of vegans?
     
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    I won't hold an I-phone up to my head unless I'm wearing my tinfoil hat. That's a joke. I don't own an I-phone.
     
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    Like...

    I didn't claw my way up the food chain to eat salad.
     
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    Most of my schtick is topics banned here.

    I literally was going to do a stand- up set Tuesday. Come to find out stand- up is generally the first Tuesday of the month over there.
     
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    Can you clean it up for here? Use initials?
     
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    Nice vegan!

    Not meant to promote discussion of such things but my ex- is a (religion redacted) vegan feminist anti- gunner. A Mount Holyoke alum. Joke there is,

    Opposites attract.

    My current and shockingly long term girlfriend checks off most of those boxes.

    Life is strange. We can either stand and stare or laugh and point.


    Other joke: The venue is near Mount Holyoke. Imagine an aging politically incorrect biker dude gettin' stomped by a buncha Mount Holyoke girls after his set.

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
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    Then we got it all wrong. My wife and I and both atheists, both mostly vegetarian, both feminist, and guns? We're both lefty Canadian! The only place where we really diverge is music. I like jazz and other instrumental stuff and she likes -- loves -- this!

     
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    You just described Beau on The Ranch....

    Are they paying you royalties?
     
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    I'm not kiddin' about this part. Although there are a few things that help relationships along, things like respect and mutual trust... for the most part there ain't no formula. Seems to me it's mostly trial and error.
     
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    +1. Lots of errors :rolleyes:
     
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    Second time today I've used that joke.


    I'm bein' a big fat forum hog. I'm gonna go work on an amp or something.
     
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    I have and that's another one that has some young women warn me about micro aggressions.
     
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    Making fun of women, check!
     
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    A childhood friend is a staff member there. I think I know why he's been so quiet for years now. A dear cousin lives and works there plus she went to school in Madison. I wonder if her travels shown in social media are to unwind.
     
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    My mother nearing age 90 has had to remind some women not happy with her ways and jokes that she was liberated before it was a title, and that as a once powerful legislator she introduced and supported legislation for ways and things they take for granted. People have short or no memories and can easily take things for granted.
     
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    I had a gf who went to Wells College. She told me of a time Tom Wolfe (I think it was him) came to do a talk. He was being heckled and he said, "Go ahead and boo me" and the room erupted. When it quieted down, he leaned into the mic and said "obedient little *******". :lol:
     
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    Much the way John Lydon behaved when I saw PIL around 1980 but what made it interesting is he was very nice to me in a chance encounter before the show.
     
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