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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Ironwolf, Jul 12, 2019.
Cuddle a cow? OMG no. Cows are the stupidest animal on earth. I know this because I used to work on a dairy farm when I was young. I've always said they deserve to be eaten.
OK, a bit of sarcasm there, but still. Cuddle a cow? WTH?
I think Cows are cute, I would cuddle one.
Mammals are good at this:
You know why cows wear bells around their neck?
Because the horns don't work.
stupid is not a limiting factor as it relates to cuddling... in fact, some of the best cuddling I've had were with beasts who were among the stupidest... they had udder attributes that provided comfort... I would agree with the eaten point however.
The people wanting to hug on them are dumber than the cows.
That's a quality article for the NY times.
Maybe if they stop writing less people would need emotional support.
If going to hug one, make it with double cheese and bacon
The tl;dr is "touching living things makes happy brain juice flow"
If someone wants to hug a cow and it makes them feel better, why does it matter?
Two of my nephews were in the FFA program in school. They raised a couple of cows and named them Daisy and Flossie! The cared for them, took them to the fair, and had a great time with them. One day they came home from school, and their Dad and a Butcher were cutting the cows up! They said it was very hard for them to eat the meat, but after a while...