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Duck lips. What to do?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by gpasq, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. Rockdog

    Rockdog Tele-Afflicted

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    Duck lips and fake tans are often mutually inclusive.
     

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  2. beach bob

    beach bob Friend of Leo's

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    Note the bolded word above. In my mind, it explains most of the ducklip behavior ...

    So is it still 1982 in Littleton, CO, or was that the band's look for Halloween? :D
     
  3. tweeddeluxe

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    Lighten up guys. Where can I get a copy of the official "TDPRI Real Man" manual?

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  4. tomas83

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    I agree that's what friends are for, but instead of nuts I would punch him right in those duck lips.
     
  5. dngrsdave

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    Plan A ;

    Get a photo of him and photoshop a Ridiculously Outragous Huge set of Ducklips on it and give it to him.

    Plan B ;

    Show him this thread.

    Plan C ;

    2 x 4 to the back of his head!
     
  6. Carlsson

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    Yes, he's most certainly an attention seeker... but... you got that not from the hair, glasses, scarf or pearl (?) necklace over a bare chest (not forgetting the duck lips), but from the beard? Really?
     
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    Replace his collagen injection with hemmorrhoid cream.
     
  8. emu!

    emu! Poster Extraordinaire

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    He's probably a loner.

    Does he waddle also?
     
  9. Carlsson

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    Does he do yoga?
     
  10. grinchmonkey

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    Wow.
     
  11. src9000

    src9000 Poster Extraordinaire

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    That's his "thing", you are just going to have to live with it. At least he's not grabbing his crotch.
     
  12. scrapyardblue

    scrapyardblue Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    I wouldn't bother
     
  13. idjster

    idjster VERY grateful member Silver Supporter

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    It seems to be a common thing these days. I find it quite odd. I guess it fits into the same category as bands that have to look angry in their photos. Honestly, you'd think none of them enjoyed what they were doing.

    I don't understand it at all...
     
  14. RocknDrTom

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    I blame Paul Stanley.
     
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    Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck-LIP, or 100 duck-LIP sized horses?

    wait ... how does that go?
     
  16. gpasq

    gpasq Friend of Leo's

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    +1
     
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    E5RSY Doctor of Teleocity

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    Read again. It was a costume party, hence all the other elements you cited.
     
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    i think the good book says "if the lips offend thee, cut them off." yeah it's in like first Jamaicans..... maybe the book of adverbs. look it up
     
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    Wasn't that from Paul's letters to the Guidolonians?
     
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    Kiss him
     
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