Do you really die if you use a Star Trek transporter?

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[Dennyf]

http://www.obooksbooks.com/2015/3975_2.html

 

[soulgeezer]

Star Trek transporter = suicide box:

http://gizmodo.com/theres-no-cloning-in-quantum-mechanics-so-the-star-tre-1765373701



Well, wasn't that special?...

 

[memorex]

Existential dilemma aside… on a much more practical note, if you fart in the chamber just before you're transported, will you be safe from embarrassment on the other side?

Not if the fart be with you, young Skywalker.

Hey, wait a minute. How'd I end up on this zombie post?

 

[Honest Charley]

Zombie post??

Nope. We´re just sitting waiting for the fart to arrive..

 

[Frodebro]

Don't y'all have a convention to get to or something?

 

[tele_pathic]

Importantly, The Orville does not use transporter technology!!! I think that speaks volumes (that transporter technology is a farce! It's scientifically impossible!!!)