Do you have too many Guitars?

Phew , I’m in the clear ! Better keep buying

 

The bicycle version is much simpler:

Rule 12:
While the minimum number of bikes one should own is three, the correct number is n+1, where n is the number of bikes currently owned. This equation may also be re-written as s-1, where s is the number of bikes owned that would result in separation from your partner.

edit: i own 3

 

Yes, I do.

 

Alright! I'll tell my wife my next purchase has been justified by a Guitar Squid.

 

My name is Dan, and I'm a guitaraholic.

 

I took the second-fastest route to "Buy more guitars". I guess that settles it.

 

As the country song says, that's like having a girl too pretty, a car too fast, or too much fun.

 

I don't name my guitars, so I got lost on that question.

 

I don't need no stinkin' flow chart. I clearly own too many guitars!

 

Clear!

 

Oh, and Rule #5. Always Rule #5!!

 

I don't need no stinking flow chart to tell me that one can never have too much of something that they enjoy.

 

There's a guy on Squier Talk who has "over 600". That's up there in Bonamassa territory.

 

Do you have too many Guitars?

No...



Two are missing - projects under construction.

-tbln.

 

I have one acoustic, one classical, one bass, and four electrics. I am contemplating selling two electrics, although I don't need $$ or want something else. My wife has no interest in how much I spend on guitars. I don't need, or more to the point, want, any more guitars.

In answer to the OP's question, I may have two electrics too many.

 

NO, NO I DO NOT

 

"Pictures, or it never existed" - well, it's too easy to say "I have 600 guitars" without serious pictures...

-tbln.

 

I have simultaneously too many guitars but also not enough at the same time.

 

I show this video to most of my 1st year classes: