Didn’t want to waste the opportunity.

[deepintheblues]

My other hobby is wildlife and landscape photography.

We were dropping our cat at the cattery. We’ve known the cattery owner for a few years but she didn’t know about the photography.

The cattery owner said “where are going?”

This is where my mischief gene kicks in.

With a deadpan face “I’m going to shoot seals.” Her face betrayed her mental car crash as she searched for the next thing to say.

My wife rather hurriedly “He’s going to photograph them.”

 

[1stpitch]

Taste like chicken.

 

[Peegoo]

Welcome to the Baby Seal Club!

 

[MarkieMark]

With a lead...
Lead filled....
Snowshoe.

 

[Killing Floor]

Cattery?

 

[deepintheblues]

Cattery?

It’s where a cat is boarded while the owners are on holiday. It’s like a doggery.

 

[StuH]

Should be a great trip as long as you don't blow a seal on the way there. Nothing worse than an unexpected Heidi Klum in the engine.

 

[Refugee]

It’s where a cat is boarded while the owners are on holiday. It’s like a doggery.

Hmm, I those were called kennels?

 

[StuH]

Hmm, I those were called kennels?

British folk don't have kens as pets like we do.

 

[deepintheblues]

Hmm, I those were called kennels?

Mischief gene again.

 

[buster poser]

Missed opportunity to have told your wife you were booked in at the cathouse for your holiday

 

[Happy Enchilada]

It’s where a cat is boarded while the owners are on holiday. It’s like a doggery.

... at least they don't call it a "cathouse."

 

[rsclosson]

A seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The seal answers, "Anything but a Canadian Club>"

 

[StuH]