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December Is "Laugh Like Santa" Month

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Torren61, Nov 30, 2020.

  1. Torren61

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    December is "Laugh Like Santa" month. Whenever someone says something that you think is funny, you have to laugh like Santa... "HO HO HO!" In real life. You have to. People will understand.
     
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    Christmas is weird.

    Every other month (besides December), if a man in a red velvet suit is standing on a corner saying, “Ho Ho Ho!”, he’ll be arrested for pandering.
     
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    no no no
     
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    .... or vagrancy .... or busking without a licence.
     
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    We had "talk like a pirate" day once a year at the local coffee shop. It was a fun tradition. I could get into laugh like Santa month. Unfortunately, the "ho, ho, ho" is difficult through a mask.
     
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    santa has lots of hos...i dont think i can keep up
     
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    The Jolly Green Giant is getting into the spirit of the season with a little hot cocoa from Santa.:)

     
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    You should try it but you really gotta give it the same exact laugh as Satan... er... Santa. You get really weird looks. I know from experience even after I explained it's December and it's "Laugh Like Santa" month. So I say "Yeah, it's okay if HE comes into your house in the middle of the night with a bag stuffed full of valuables and eats your food and looks at your sleeping kids while you're snoring, but I give you a hearty "HO HO HO! because you just said something funny and I get stink eye?".
     
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    I'm game! I'll give it a shot. 2020 should end with a bang, why not? Even if it means getting odd looks, who cares, I mean, we're all wearing masks! Why not give it a good ole' HO HO HO? I love the idea.
     
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    And if they something you don’t like, you can grouse “Bah Humbug...”. No, wait, that’s Scrooge...oh, well, still in the spirit of the season... Happy holidays, folks!!!
     
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    I know Santa Claus in real life. That, “Ho ho ho!” business is just PR. In person, he laughs like Arnold Horshack. He’s a good guy, though. Really likes his rum.
     
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    Did you know that Horshack is a very old and respected name that means "the cattle are dying."
     
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    From “Santa and His Old Lady”:

    Cm: Yeah. He's gotta job in front of da department store, ringing this bell
    And playing this tambourine next to this black pot, y'know?

    Tc: aw, I've seen the dude, man!

    Cm: yeah! You know who I'm talking about, man!

    Tc: Yeah, man! I played with that cat last year, man!

    Cm: wha?!?!?

    Tc: Yeah, we played in front of a store, man! We made a lot of bread, man!

    Cm: Aw, hey, wait a minute, man! Santa Claus is not a musician, man!

    Tc: I'm hip, man! That cat didn't know any tunes, man!

    Cm: Oh, hey, wait a minute, man... No, he's not hip to that at all, man

    Tc: No, but I played with this dude, man

    Cm: Are you sure, man?

    Tc: Positive!
     
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