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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by uriah1, May 14, 2020.
"Just what is wrong with people today ??? "
Well son, if a frog had wings ......
Don't let the screen door...................slam. Damn kids.
If I'd said that to my mother she would have slapped me all the way back to Thursday.
i tell the grandkids, eat, eat, when i was your age they hadn't invented food yet and we couldn't eat.
I don't play out, but I wonder if the feeling is that similar 'controlled closeness' I used to love when I was hiking. We'd be either coming in to, or leaving a town, and enjoying the view of town from above, from the ridge. I loved the towns, a lot. But only as an observer, from my quiet place up on the mountain. Sounds weirder than I mean it. In fact, it was a very sweet, faintly bittersweet feeling.
Oh, and children are menaces.
Kids are great...I think all my enemies should have 'em.
That’s because from afar most towns look serene then once you get closer you realize they are filled with the same clodhoppers that are everywhere
Best not to ruin the mystery
It's like punk never happened....
Me: “That’s not BBQ!”
"i used to agitate for sedition. now I advocate sedation."
"you know hard work must have hurt somebody"
"it takes a damn big dog to weigh a hundred pounds"
"hit dog hollers loudest"
Do you want some cheese with your whine?
25-minute oatmeal? I don’t have time for that.
I used to tell my kids that when I was a kid all we had to eat was a bowl of steam. My daughter, who recently gave birth to her first child, told me just the other day that she thought of that and finally 'got it'. I guess now she is a curmudgeon.
Now that they have their own kids...
how about a tall frosty six-pack of STHU?
Oh what fresh hell is this?
I remember when all this was fields.
Turn that racket off, I'd rather listen to my tinnitus.
They don’t look dumb to me.
That's a nice box of hammers!
My favorite hammer is a six pound sledge with a six inch handle. It is amazingly useful.
Yep, I call my similar "weapon of mass destruction" Thor.
and I'd probably walk away from that box with 4 new specimins too.