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Curmudgeon things you say

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by uriah1, May 14, 2020.

  1. carpenter

    carpenter Tele-Holic Silver Supporter

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    Its broken already where was it made.
    Cheap plastic crap.
    Those video games are going to melt your brain.
    Get away from my guitars.Go play your strat.
    and on and on.
    GET YOUR CAR OFF MY LAWN.
     
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  2. JL_LI

    JL_LI Friend of Leo's

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    You're nowhere near smart enough to realize how little you know.
     
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    teletimetx Doctor of Teleocity

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    It's customary for a man's family to attend his parole hearings.
     
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    tery Doctor of Teleocity

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    Step on a crack break your mothers back .
     
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    Quit being an old lady and get yer balls out of yer purse.

    Does using your turn signals lower yer gas mileage?

    Jeez, it didn't smell that way when I went in.
     
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    edvard Tele-Afflicted

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    A guitar doesn't need more than 6 strings.
     
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  7. chris m.

    chris m. Poster Extraordinaire

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    - I got ten lbs of sh*t to fit into a 5 lb bag.
    - Eh? Speak up, I can't hear you.
    - Dangit, I can't see a damn thing in this light.
    - If you would practice guitar as much as you play that damn XBox you would be amazing (to my 10 year old)...
    - Keep it simple stupid.
     
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    Ha - I did this once to my son, when he was quite young. Later I saw him outside gently pulling on his finger in various ways, trying to make it work.

    Pax/
    Dean
     
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  9. carpenter

    carpenter Tele-Holic Silver Supporter

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    No one said anything about the clouds yet?
     
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    HoodieMcFoodie Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

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    Hey, you! Get off my cloud!!!
     
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    bcorig Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    I thought that’s what it took.
     
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    "Tonewood!?"

    "Is that a capo on an electric guitar?!"

    Whenever someone says "I don't understand jazz"....I reply with "Not jazz's fault"
     
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  13. chris m.

    chris m. Poster Extraordinaire

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    No sh*t Sherlock
    Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
    Do penguins piss on icebergs?
     
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    "Dumb as a box of hammers"

    I very nearly had a son in law who was commonly known as "The Hammer," as in dumb as a box of hammers.
    I won't go into all the Hammer Stories, but I will recall one.
    Our clothes dryer has a big red button on the front that is labeled "Push button to start dryer."
    So The Hammer asks me how to start the dryer.
    No problems, I showed him how.
    Fast forward a couple of weeks.
    The Hammer again asked me how to start the dryer.
    I just shook my head and walked out in disbelief.

    Mark
     
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    yup - whenever I conclude I'm the smartest person in the room, that's when my next thought is:
    Gawd, we're screwed . . .
     
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    Hey! McCloud! Get offa my ewe!
     
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    I twisted an oldie to "To cut a short story long."
     
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    classic...:lol:....

    searching for the magic pressure release finger function....:D
     
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    Me to my wife in response the endless stream of the current 'contrived jollity during lockdown' TV adverts featuring people dancing: 'What's wrong with these bloody people? Have they never heard of sitting down and reading a book?!' :mad:
     
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    My Grandpa did it to me... I just looked, pulled the finger again, and was slightly dissapointed that nothing happened...
     
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