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Curmudgeon things you say

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by uriah1, May 14, 2020.

  1. darkwaters

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    Thath's a really nith tongue thdud...

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    You can't make a silk purse out if a sow's ear.
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    "Who invited the duck?" is my personal fave.
     
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    My other, is "turbo boost" and I skip forward a couple of steps. Our two youngest granddaughters did Gpa/Gma day care from 4mo to 5yo. The older of the two (at abt 3) was running by my son and expelled. He asked her "what was that?" "My turbo boost" says she :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Would you PLEASE leave well enough alone? God Almighty!
     
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    Often when people offer me condolences about trivial things (I’m sorry that didn’t got well) I say “Meh, worse things have happened to better people”
     
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    That was a gully washer (Courtesy of my wife)

    Are we air conditiong the outside?

    These lights cost money!

    Can anyone close a door?

    Im 37 and have two kids (7 & 5) and at some point in the past 2 years or so stereotypical dad phrases just started coming out of my mouth.....
     
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    I've got more than I can post here. A couple of my favorites:

    That dog don't hunt. (when someone's lying)
    You might not get what you pay for, but you never get what you don't pay for.
    When all else fails, do it right.

    My brother has some funny ones:

    He's slipperier than an eel in a bucket of snot.
    He's tighter than a fly's ass stretched across a washboard
    He's so tight, he'd squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo s--t.
     
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    Back in the day..
    What were you thinking?
    When I was a kid...
     
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    Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

    You would never do that back on the farm.

    Get off my mountain.

    Jiminy Christmas!
     
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    Are you serious?! I live my life as a curmudgeon, so I guess everything I say is curmudgeonly, I come from a line of great curmudgeons my mother says my grandfather was the king of curmudgeons and says I am exactly like him

    You know those shirts that say “thug life” etc.
    I need a “curmudgeon life” shirt

    I guess that’s why I like to keep company with the great curmudgeons of the TDPRI
     
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    All those tattoos won't look so cool when you're 70.

    You don't think vaping is dangerous?
     
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    Be careful, by the time you’re old and crusty, you may become the exact opposite, a pleasant, agreeable person.;)
    Bo-ring!
     
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    Pull my finger.
     
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    You call that singing? Back in my day, you didn't need no stinkin' Auto-tune
     
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    Get off my lawn! My conversation with squirrels.
     
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    Matey proudly shows me his new motorcycle with all the bells and whistles,switchable traction control and all manner of advanced electronics.

    Me,"just more schitt to go wrong".

    I remember my da saying that about flashing indicators on vehicles. :rolleyes:
     
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    I'm glad you didn't mention the nose ring, it's hardly noticeable anyhow.

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