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Curmudgeon things you say

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by uriah1, May 14, 2020.

  1. electrichead

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    My fathers was "Shut that door,what are you trying to heat/air condition the whole world"

    Mine is "well most people are idiots"
    Seems to always get a laugh out of my daughter and nieces..
     
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    You'll understand when you're older...
     
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    omahaaudio Friend of Leo's

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    Try buying a car with it.
     
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    The Aussie version of this is, "Were you born in a tent?"
     
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    Clean up after your dog.
     
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    omahaaudio Friend of Leo's

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    Coupled with the ever popular, "If you want a smartphone, buy one and pay for your own cell service."
     
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  7. uriah1

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    Get a haircut
    When Are they going pick up that trash in your backyard
     
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    I hate those new-fangled CD things.
     
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    "Oh crap. How long have I been driving around with my left blinker on?"

    :(
     
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    You mean you didn't mean to have it on? :lol:
     
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    Oops! I stepped on a frog!
     
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    You kids these days with your twee little folkie beardie music. Your Grizzly Bear and your Mumford and Sons and your Lumineers. Pagh! Do you wear footed pajamas with little stars on them or what? Rock & roll is supposed to be about SEX and DRUGS! What's WRONG with you?
     
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    Did it this morning as we listened to a young one on the radio talking about her high school grad. She said "like" so often that it had become almost a subvocal thing. Ms. darkwaters and I started playing a game to see how many likes we could count. There were a lot!

    I remarked that I could never take someone seriously who spoke like (ah ha! Notice how I used "like" correctly) that.

    old-man-lecturing.jpg
     
  14. uriah1

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    Ok..what is the deal with barefoot and persian rug on stage..
    Trying to be like us hippies??
    You are going to get shocked.
     
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    Gibsons are like throw pillows - only used when you're trynna cover something up.

    Pah Dum Chissssssh
     
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    "Why are you dressed like a Civil War soldier about to board a steamboat?"
     
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    Tell me again why your hair is purple, you have a throat tat, and you can't find a job?
     
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    Bill Cosby had a joke about how he knew he was old when he started making those sit down/stand up noises like his Dad did.
     
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    Will that gold thing in your nose go airborne if you sneeze?
     
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    Me while driving: Gawd, people are stupid.
    Me at store: Gawd, people are stupid.
    Me reading news: Gawd, people are stupid
    Me reading TDPRI posts: Man, lots of smart folks here. Gawd, I'm stupid.
     
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