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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by uriah1, May 14, 2020.
Going "oof" or "ow" every time I sit down or stand up.
I've got that one.
How hard is it to turn off the lights when you leave a room?!
No way they would have had those kind of numbers back when QBs were getting slammed down and WRs were getting clothes lined.
Straight to heck with you.
Thats not funny!.....
Pull yer pants up!
Get a hair cut!
Turn that hat around!
This could be a long list.....
Officer that's nothing to worry about, it's a boner pill.
I'd rather go to bed than try to think up a clever contribution to this thread, sorry.
“When I was your age...”
“How does he or she expect to get a decent job, with that thing stuck in their nose?”
“If your not 10 minutes early, you’re late”
“what happened to manners?”
What do you think those tattoos are going to look like when your 70 years old?
Talk louder, I can't hear you.
If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a trolleycar.
For every pot there's a lid.
When a someone gets hurt, “I’ve had worse than that on my eyeball”
Don't worry, its far from yer heart, yer not going to die today.
Bailing wire will fix that right up.
Stitches...ehh super glue works fine.
Go tell yer mama about it.
Well whad ya expect when you put it in there?
i`ll get banned
Curmudgeonly it maybe, but true it is!
Getting paid for doing what you love to do is kinda nice, too! I'm in my 6th decade of playing professionally. My step dad is 92 and still gigs a couple of times a month, been at it since he was 15!
My daughter got her eyebrow pierced about five years ago. Every time I see her I pretend I haven't seen it before and say "What the heck is that thing? Is that new? Why'd you do that? Doesn't that hurt?"
When are you gonna pay me back for that phone I bought you?