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Creepy guy -Apt next door keeps watchin my dogs poo!!

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by magicfingers99, Oct 29, 2019.

  1. magicfingers99

    magicfingers99 Friend of Leo's

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    This guy just moved in to my apt bldg across from me. I'm a professional dog sitter for my cousing Louie the Chi-Hua-Chi -Hua breeder. You probably seen some of his dogs on WKRP in cincinati and all them Tahhhco Bell commercials. He's gettin on in age, so he pays me to walk them and of course they got to get rid of all that Chi-Hua-Chi-Hua Chow.

    Everytimes I take them into the side yard, this goofbutt that just moved in starts starin at me like I'm a stalker or sumthin,so I start yellin at the dogs to take a Poo and stop playing so I can get them burnin eyes off of me and get back in my nice safe apt.

    Everytime I see this nutjob he start jabberin at me about somethin and bein the polite dog breeder I am I try to keep up with his talk about fender guitars and strings and tonewood and all kinda crazy talk cause he seems like the kind that keeps a list of names if you know what I mean....

    Anyhow I think he wants to get me to move so he can have my apartment, but I got rent control and the landlord has to pay me 70$ a month to stay there, so I ain't throwing that gig away.

    I guess my question is how to get this geeb to mind his own business or is he just a perv that likes to watch dogs take a poo?
     
  2. guitartwonk

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    Jeez, there's a s---load to unpack there (pun intended...).

    Normally, with dysfunctional neighbours I'd suggest finding some way to weird them out, in the hope they'll steer clear, but if he's the type who gets a kick from watching canines defecate then this probably ain't gonna work. o_O
     
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    I’ve looked at poo from both sides now
     
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    Hahahaha!

    This thread is awesome.

    Exactly.
     
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    After reading the whole post, I'm not convinced that the dogs are doing business.. It might just be you!

    That makes his reaction more feasible anyway.
     
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    He's waiting for the day you forget to pick it up. Then he'll run out with his cellphone to take a photo, file a complaint and have you kicked out of your apartment.

    And what's a Chi-Hua-Chi-Hua? Do you mean a chihuahua?
     
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    It sounds like he is just hungry ?
     
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    Just remember, he does not really hate you.

    :lol:
     
  11. magicfingers99

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    its a little mexican dog, half rat, half ****zou, full on nervous. Twitches like a tweeter about to pop. Lovely personality and looks great in a sweater, can be taught to walk on back legs and wear a pink taffeta tutu with a little bit of effort and a whole lot of time.

    Highly recommend it as watch dog, or if you have a farm and need a lot of fertilizer. more poo per pound than a grate dame. those really big dogs like marmalot in the comix stripz.
     
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    This thread is like a spin-off from a situation comedy.:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Love it!
     
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    I agree with Guitarwonk. Weird him out. Next time you take the dog out. Do it in a dress and a Dolly Parton wig. You get asked any questions. You’re just getting in touch with your feminine side.
     
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    He could be a dog hater, but won't openly admit to it.
     
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    Brill!
     
  18. magicfingers99

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    hey are you the guy from 7b? only my neighbors know I likes to wear a nice busty dolly barton outfit when I'm makin my rounds. I got a lot a bill collectors huntin me and then there's the lawyers from workmens comp tryin to get pictures of me joggin so they can stop sendin the checks.

    nothin wrong with showin a little cleavage, as cindy lauper used to say. when Macy's wants to sell a sweater, they don't stick it in the basement, they put it right out in the front window.

    Everyone says I look DeVine when I dress up, but I aint sure what that means. you should see when me and the chihua chihuas wear our tutus at the same time. I can count the nose prints on my neighbors windows, it looks somebody's been cleaning the windows with greasy doughuts. which I wish had some greasy doughnuts right now...

    anyhow I really appreciates all these livestyle tips and help with my current stalker neighbor situation. I'm sure we can solve this one together. I think guitar forums are the best place in the world for sensible advice. Thanks Fellas...
     
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    "Your dog has a funny look on his face"
    "That's because you're looking at his butt"
     
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    I thought "poo" was spelled "pooh"?
     
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