Could this be the best song ever about cutlery?

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  1. kelnet

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    Is there a better one?

     
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    Well, this one deals with the issues...

     
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    Yes

     
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    This thread is taking me to some dark places...

     
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    I like this John Prine contender

     
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    Ain't no sense in fightin' 'bout a spoonful.

     
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    Lemonheads said it best — Ceiling Fan In My Spoon...
     
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    What is this "best song" BS- there is no such thing.
    I used to take my mother, who sponsored the Adelaide City Symphony Orchestra,
    we went to a concert where she loved the first act by Vagner, I hated it. Then I enjoyed
    the second part , a piece by Sibelius, she did not. It all comes down to everyone's personal taste.
    I don't like jazz but like Steely Dan music ??!! It all comes down to individual taste.
     
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    I had the chord book for this album when I was a lad - the first few pages had Evan Dando's handwritten notes about the songs and the comment for "Ceiling fan..." was about something along the lines of:
    "being in a bad mood and going to a restaurant and you see the ceiling fan in your spoon".
    How could you not love that?!
     
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    Money For Nothing by Dire Straits - those guys must love appliances!

    "We gotta install microwave ovens
    Custom kitchen deliveries
    We gotta move these refrigerators
    We gotta move these colour TV's"
     
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    In this one, the cutlery is implied...

     
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    I believe there is no such thing as a "best song", nor is there a best guitar or best guitarist any more than there is a best listener. It's like asking for opinions about opinions.
    But, since you did ask....don't care for Chinatown but love Thin Lizzy, and think Uneasy Rider is fun although I don't think much of Charlie Daniels.
     
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    Echo and the Bunnymen - The Cutter
     
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    Is a switchblade actually cutlery? I mean, sure, you can cut food with it, but would you set your table with it? Okay, well maybe you would, Blowtorch. :D

    Come on guys, play by the rules. I want to see songs about crab forks, dessert spoons, and butter knives.

    Of course there is a "best." There's always a "best." That's how we know who wins.
     
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