Couch hobbies

GTA all day!

 

Based on the number of channels you have, there is a finite amount of time it takes to leave a program (commercial break) and completely go through all the channels, actually recognize which ones are showing the Victoria's Secret models, name them and get back to the original program without missing any of it. Knowing that timing takes a considerable amount of practice. Incidentally the game can be altered by substituting for the models with something else (Building female Abs infomercials for instance).

 

Coin collecting.....right after the company goes home.

 

Couchgating....game day bucket go Boom!

 

Housecoat lady?

 

One of my faves is one that I only do with my wife

Although I would imagine there would certainly be many variations ...

Cheers,
Doug

 

Custom Pretzel-Bending.

 

Our family crest is a couch with a TV remote and beer bottle crossed above it.

 

Yeh, i've been meaning to try that one of these days ...

 

Couch collecting

 

I see what you did there, a long time ago.

 

Just sitting.

I liked our old couch but my wife got one of those new fangled couches with autotune (makes sure your buttocks fully contact the cushion - even non-sitters can look like they are professional sitters) and I hate sitting on it now - it just seems fake - I spent a lot of time sitting on a couch and now a non-sitter can act like they can sit even though they normally can't even keep both buttocks on the cushions.

I will say it does have a sweet loveseat model you can dial in - although the touch sensitivity isn't quite there yet.

 

Possibly NSFW and definitely weird link:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/couch-sex-plea-deal-576341

He took the name "love seat" a little too seriously.

 

Full contact napping and making out with the wife.

 

This is not me, but I was impressed.



Some skills are perfected with practice.

 

I sit around a put those pieces of red pimentos in olives.

 

Your location, Canary Isles?

 

What kind of couches are we talking here? MIA, MIJ, MIC, MIM?