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ChicknPickn
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A horse goes up to the bar.
The bartender comes over and says, "Why the long face?"
The bartender comes over and says, "Why the long face?"
TomBrokaw
Tele-Afflicted
Funny, because crows and ravens both have a number of feathers at the tips of their wings, called pinion feathers. Crows have 4, whereas ravens have 5. This means the difference between crows and ravens is just a matter of a pinion.
Fretting out
Doctor of Teleocity
A bear goes into a bar
Bear says “I’ll take a……………. beer”
Bartender says “what’s with the big pause”
Bear says “I’ll take a……………. beer”
Bartender says “what’s with the big pause”
DugT
Tele-Afflicted
What do pigs call lotion? Oinkment.
Wheelhouse
Tele-Holic
So a dyslexic walks into a bra...
One hot summer a bear wandered into a bar in Boise.
He walked up to the bar and said: "A cold beer please"
The bartender looked at him and said: "I'm sorry, we don't sell Beer to Bears in Bars in Boise"
Disgruntled, the bear groaned and went down the street to the next bar.
The bear walked up to the bar there and said: "A cold beer please"
The bartender looked at him and said: "I'm sorry, we don't sell Beer to Bears in Bars in Boise"
Disgruntled the bear growled and went down the street to the next bar.
Really mad now the bear walked up to the bar and said: "A cold beer NOW!"
The bartender looked at him and said: "I'm sorry, we don't sell Beer to Bears in Bars in Boise"
Furious the bear growled, looked down at the end of the bar where there was an old drunk woman who was always in the bar sat. He ran down there and ate the woman up.
Licking his lips he returned to the bartender and said : Now! "I need a beer!"
The bartender looked at him and said: "I'm sorry, we don't sell Beer to Bears in Bars in Boise and especially bears on drugs!"
The bear got a funny look on his face and said : "I'm not on drugs"
The bartender replied: " What about that bar-bit-chu-ate?"
I'll show myself out....
He walked up to the bar and said: "A cold beer please"
The bartender looked at him and said: "I'm sorry, we don't sell Beer to Bears in Bars in Boise"
Disgruntled, the bear groaned and went down the street to the next bar.
The bear walked up to the bar there and said: "A cold beer please"
The bartender looked at him and said: "I'm sorry, we don't sell Beer to Bears in Bars in Boise"
Disgruntled the bear growled and went down the street to the next bar.
Really mad now the bear walked up to the bar and said: "A cold beer NOW!"
The bartender looked at him and said: "I'm sorry, we don't sell Beer to Bears in Bars in Boise"
Furious the bear growled, looked down at the end of the bar where there was an old drunk woman who was always in the bar sat. He ran down there and ate the woman up.
Licking his lips he returned to the bartender and said : Now! "I need a beer!"
The bartender looked at him and said: "I'm sorry, we don't sell Beer to Bears in Bars in Boise and especially bears on drugs!"
The bear got a funny look on his face and said : "I'm not on drugs"
The bartender replied: " What about that bar-bit-chu-ate?"
I'll show myself out....
ChicknPickn
Poster Extraordinaire
It is now or never. Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
john_cribbin
Friend of Leo's
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?Dam.
Groan!
Reminds of that activist group from the 80s - DAMM - Mad Mothers Against Dyslexia
Kandinskyesque
Poster Extraordinaire
I have dyslexia and have found the world cruel, especially the jokes.
Fuelled by this resentment I decide to follow the path of Anakin Skywalker, turn to the dark side and exact my revenge on humankind.
The first thing I done was burn my bible which I couldn't read anyway.
Then, I sold my soul to Santa.
Fuelled by this resentment I decide to follow the path of Anakin Skywalker, turn to the dark side and exact my revenge on humankind.
The first thing I done was burn my bible which I couldn't read anyway.
Then, I sold my soul to Santa.
39martind18
Poster Extraordinaire
Topical for the season: Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
Sandy Claws!
Sarah Jessica Parker goes up to the bar.
The bartender comes over and says, "Why the long face?"
ChicknPickn
Poster Extraordinaire
With SJP, it was never about the face.
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