I was once pulled over on a quiet state road on the way back from a skiing trip. It was late in the evening when the state cop pulled me over. He said, “The reason I pulled you over is because you were speeding. I clocked you on radar. Do you know how fast you were going?” “I was driving 78 mph.”(the speed limit is 45). To which he replied, “That is absolutely correct! I’ll be back in a few minutes.” He came back after a few minutes with a pink paper and hands it to me. “I’m issuing you a written warning. There is no need to reply and no fine. The reason I’m not giving you a ticket is because you’re the first person who ever told me how fast they were actually going.” True story.