I was attacked by a big stray cat that had followed one of our own cats into the apartment. He looked like ours so it didn't register immediately with me. I went over to him like I would with our own cat, said "Hi Mimi pst pst pst", and that big nasty animal leaped onto my foot and proceeded to climb up my leg like it was wood beam.
Every claw punctured my skin and he got the top of my thigh, doing that bobcat yowl and hissing the whole way, I could feel the raw strength in his legs and paws, and it scared the bejeebus out of me.
The whole incident was over in maybe 15 seconds when he dislodged himself and leaped to the floor and ran away. My leg was bleeding like I had been shot with a tiny machine gun. My wife took me to the ER and they gave me a couple shots. That wasn't a funny incident in the least. Not even in hindsight.
Not funny at all....they can do some serious damage. The are absolute demons when they are in that state of mind.