Uncle Daddy
Friend of Leo's
I definitely agree with this. I honestly think you have to be a more mature guitar player to coax a good sound out of a Tele.
OP - find a Squier Bullet Strat. They are ok guitars, and while they aren't the best they will get you all the stratty sounds you want and are cheap. If you decide love it, you can upgrade or buy a better guitar. If I had a Bullet I loved, I'd slap on a MIM neck and better PUs and run with it.
The latest Bullets are rubbish. Get a used Classic Vibe.