Can cows go downstairs ?

[johnny k]

I don't own cows, so i can't check.

 

[Joe M]

No

 

[schmee]

They do ramps. Or car hoods...

 

[soulgeezer]

Can they go downstairs? Sure.

Can they go down stairs? I tend to doubt it.

 

[Laren]

How did they get upstairs?

 

[nojazzhere]

While cows won't walk down stairs on their own, it has been proven that cows will walk down stairs if you force them to. So, yes, cows can walk down stairs. They just avoid the situation as much as possible, as they are not evolutionarily prepared for such steep slopes and foreign leg movements.

Are Cows Really Unable to Walk Down Stairs? | Britannica

 

[VintageSG]

Here's a step-by-step guide to falling down stairs

Step one :
Step two :
Step three :
Step five :
Step eight :
Step eleven :
Step fifteen :

There, simple.

 

[Steerforth]

If it’s a couple of steps you can get them to do it. But more than that, go find something less frustrating to do.

 

[esseff]

They had no business being upstairs in the first place.
They should stick to chewing cud, producing milk, making guitar straps and filling hamburgers.

 

[koen]

Only in the kitchen

 

[Fretting out]

I don't own cows, so i can't check.

Dogs can’t look up

 

[stormsedge]

They can get up/down and through some places one might fear to tread. This is especially true if the grass appears greener on the other side of the obstruction...don't ask how I know.

 

[Obsessed]

Absolutely. Perhaps not on their own free will, but when pushing them on a cattle drive I have made large cows jump a cattle crossing.

 

[esseff]

Dogs can’t look up

Even weevils don't look up to me.

 

[Alamo]

I think they'd rather prefer the escalator.

 

[mexicanyella]

We seem to be avoiding some obvious questions here.

Are any TDPRI members actual cows? Sensitivity, people! Let’s be inclusive.

Can humans digest alfalfa, or easily buck off a sweaty, ill-tempered cowboy? Can they extend their tongue far enough to wrap it around a corn stalk and pull it into their mouth—aside from Gene Simmons?

 

[telleutelleme]

I'd question the cowboy who herded them up stairs. I think he picked the wrong profession.

 

[tery]

 

[esseff]

We seem to be avoiding some obvious questions here.

Are any TDPRI members actual cows? Sensitivity, people! Let’s be inclusive.

I've heard that Angus occasionally posts on the Other Guitars forum.

 

[soulgeezer]