Burnley Buttlift

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Hamstein, Oct 15, 2021.

  1. Hamstein

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    That is kind of what was lurking in my mind! :D
     
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    I just wear padded underwear whenever I feel like that .

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    :eek::eek::eek: I for one do not get it...BUT if it is something you MUST pursue, I recommend the ice cream and frosting method as safer/cheaper and easier to reverse:lol::lol::lol:. Watch your cholesterol;).
     
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    Cam Friend of Leo's

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    Check out current throne lid options before taking any plunge. This could require some bathroom renos.
     
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    I remember when I was a kid my mother’s women’s tabloid magazines having ads for padded girdles. :eek: :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    I found this on a surgeon's website. If I posted the before & after photos, which I won't, you'd see how absolutely ridiculous this procedure was. The doctor and patient should both be ashamed.

    Feeling self-conscious, this 19-year old [location] man came to Dr. [name] for a buttock augmentation with fat transfer. Using liposuction, Dr. [name] eliminated 2,275cc of fat from his abdomen, flanks, and chest. Next, 300cc of fatty tissue was placed in each buttock for additional lift and shape. Today, with a sculpted chest, and no more ‘love handles’, the patient is proud of his body.
     
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    I say skip the surgery, buy a couple of Telecasters, and put one each in you back pockets.
     
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    beagle Friend of Leo's

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    Oh dear...



     
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    They say it's really hard to entirely get rid of Facebook, now I understand. I deleted all of my files, then deleted my Facebook account, yet here we are.
     
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    Sure, go whole hog and get the Kardashian lift. :lol:

    This is good news as I'm an old codger born with no butt. My pants wont stay up. (so I'm in style lately) My Sis used to call me "the buttless wonder"
     
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    Pump it up, p-pump it up, p-pump it up!!

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    Only if you get a set of massive plastic jugs and a trout-pout to go with it. Pics to [email protected]
     
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    May lead to a reality show. Are you famous or intending to see if your butt works?
     
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    It works for Nicki Minaj:

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    If Womern's Likes it, yes!
     
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    No, it doesn't!
     
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    YEP!!!
     
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    I had mine lifted so I can play Igor at the Halloween party.
    “What hump? “
     
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    Just walk backwards.
     
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