Burnley Buttlift

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Hamstein, Oct 15, 2021.

  1. Hamstein

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    It has come to my attention lately that it is popular to have a large behind, but rather than attaining it in the natural way of slothfull laziness and greedy piggyness, people have gone to the extent of having their backside enhanced artificially.

    My question is thus, - As a slim fellow of 52, should I have my arse surgically enhanced to preposterous proportions in order to improve my modern attractiveness? :eek:
     
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    Well, I think you have made good use of some demographic analysis and come to the right place. This will be instructive.
     
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    I think the premise may be faulty.
     
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    I wish I could move a little bit from my gut to my arse. Pay to have it done? You’re kidding. Right?
     
  6. John Owen

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    Yes. Without question. Please report back with pics or it didn't happen.
     
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    Go Ham(Stein) on yer phat ass.
     
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    Be who YOU want to be not what someone else says is trendy I'm 79 I could care less what others may think is correct
     
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    Did you OD on noassatol?
     
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    We're gonna get into the same argument here about paying for relic-work, or getting that crackled finish the old fashioned way...
    *reaches for popcorn
    ;)
     
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    Get it goin' like a turbo 'vette.
     
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    My butt has healing powers. I better not alter it.
     
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    I think you should ask the significant other in your life first.
     
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    What is it exactly that they put into your butt cheeks?
    If it’s the same evil stuff they put in silicone boobies, you’d be safer giving it a miss and add the pounds with a diet of take away food.
     
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    Power squats and lunges. Free; save your money for pedals :cool:
     
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    Squats are the great age-equalizer.

    Do them when you're 20, they make you hurt like you're 60.

    Keep doing them at 60, you feel like you're 20.
     
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    What’s the difference between a donkey herder and a proctologist?
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    Wait, that didn’t work at all...
     
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