Burger King has a new "Unhappy" meal

[Toto'sDad]

You make a good point but I forgot to mention that the oil is old and burnt up. I prefer to lubricate my innards with fresh oil.

Well in that case I recommend a good dose of castor oil. You might not wanna combine a whopper with that though, the result could be...Catastrophic!

 

[Greg_L]

The reason they call it "angry" is because when you order it, they tell you they're out of them, then you get angry.

 

[studio1087]

I thought of this. Maybe they don't want pissed customers.

 

[WhatDoIKnow]

Try the new Squirrel Burger.

You realize we have literally tons of beef, right? I can walk out my door and cut a steak right out of one.

 

[Toto'sDad]

I thought of this. Maybe they don't want pissed customers.

WELL, that was a bit abrupt!

 

[jtcnj]

Isn't that Nicolas Cage?

As I read through this, my intention was top post: "look what a steady diet of BK did to Nick Cage!", when I read your post.
So I am not the only one who see it!

 

[jim777]

I love BK, and I think this is pretty cool But I do need to go to McD's and get an Avengers happy Meal to get a Nebula for my rig lol

 

[PlainAllman]

BK is still in business?! Now I’m sad!

 

[william tele]

Mental health awareness is noble. Creating a ridiculous ad campaign that capitalizes on the absurdity of the campaign is repugnant...and genius.

Just give me a good ol' Durwood Kirby burger (bloody as hell) with a Fi Dolla Milk Shake (Martin and Lewis).

 

[Flakey]

I think they're hoping you'll seek a hamburger.

I prefer Makers Mark.

 

[PlainAllman]

Mental health awareness is noble. Creating a ridiculous ad campaign that capitalizes on the absurdity of the campaign is repugnant...and genius.

Just give me a good ol' Durwood Kirby burger (bloody as hell) with a Fi Dolla Milk Shake (Martin and Lewis).

I don’t know if it’s worth $5 or not but it’s pretty f’in good!

 

[Paul in Colorado]

This is real? Jeeze, they must be desperate. I don't eat fast food much, but this makes me want to eat there less.

 

[bsman]

Can't believe nobody's posted this (NSFW):

 

[Whatizitman]

This is real? Jeeze, they must be desperate. I don't eat fast food much, but this makes me want to eat there less.

All fast food has gone off the rails in terms of R&D, marketing, etc... It's their attempt to continue to stay relevant to genX and millenials. I'm all for ignoring them and letting them die off. But it is kinda fun to watch them as they drown.

As far as I'm concerned, Sad Meals are a huge step up from this:

This was just... No.

And then there was this.

There are no words.

 

[jim777]

I prefer Makers Mark.

I was 56 when I tried Makers Mark for the first time, it is extremely good stuff.

 

[blowtorch]

Have you even TRIED the Doritos Locos Taco Supreme?
I already know the answer to that, because if you had, you'd know it's AWESOME

 

[Whatizitman]

Have you even TRIED the Doritos Locos Taco Supreme?
I already know the answer to that, because if you had, you'd know it's AWESOME

I think we need to take a break from us right now. It's not you. It's me.

Ok, it's you.

 

[BigDaddyLH]

A little mood music whilst I eat my unhappiness meal...

 

[blowtorch]

Unfortunately, the research indicates that the best way to sell product is to have the customer remember it. Apparently, even if their memory of it is negative.

I've read that stuff, too. Dunno that I believe it

 

[Brucesu]

I’m waiting on the Burger King Impossible Whopper! That hamburger is going to be heaven on earth!