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Boomers- what are your one-liners for today??
- Thread starter That Cal Webway
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Speaking of Boomers (and performing in cargo shorts and Hawaiian shirts and Birkenstocks and sporty little hats with music stands and headstock tuners):
Might as well call themselves "The TDPRI Johnnies."
Or "The Hip Replacements."
But hey - load out goes faster when you can park in a handicapped spot!
Might as well call themselves "The TDPRI Johnnies."
Or "The Hip Replacements."
But hey - load out goes faster when you can park in a handicapped spot!
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brindlepicker
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Said to my wife earlier today-“whatever blows your dress up”. She said are you on an old man websites again?
yegbert
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Go now, Hawaii - why pay more?!
Deathray
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“I don’t know whether to wind my a$$, or scratch my watch”
Deathray
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Rectum? Hell, it nearly killed him!
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JRapp
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'The worst view in Paris is from the Eiffel Tower because you can't see the Eiffel Tower.'
I just flew in from Boston. Boy are my arms tired!
Guy walks into a psychiatrist. He says “Doctor,doctor, I’ve got a terrible problem. People keep ignoring me”! Psychiatrist says, “Next”.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
Guy walks into a psychiatrist. He says “Doctor,doctor, I’ve got a terrible problem. People keep ignoring me”! Psychiatrist says, “Next”.
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
Whatever bakes your beans! 
Novak
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Buck teeth!
Buck teeth!
posttoastie
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esseff
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Kids today... When I was a youngster...
I've got a better true story from someone else, it might bring some disciplinary action down on me, though.
One of a gang of feral teenage girls was trying to embarrass a 'mature' traveller on the London Tube (subway) by offering a 'certain' favour for £10.00. His response: 'It'll cost you more than that, you little ~%@*~.'
Instant blush from her and silence in the carriage from then on except for stinging laughter from the other passengers. He was a guitarist btw.
When I was a youngster...I've got a better true story from someone else, it might bring some disciplinary action down on me, though.
One of a gang of feral teenage girls was trying to embarrass a 'mature' traveller on the London Tube (subway) by offering a 'certain' favour for £10.00. His response: 'It'll cost you more than that, you little ~%@*~.'
Instant blush from her and silence in the carriage from then on except for stinging laughter from the other passengers. He was a guitarist btw.
Let’s settle this outside!!
