Boomers- what are your one-liners for today??

Happy Enchilada

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Speaking of Boomers (and performing in cargo shorts and Hawaiian shirts and Birkenstocks and sporty little hats with music stands and headstock tuners):

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Might as well call themselves "The TDPRI Johnnies."
Or "The Hip Replacements."
But hey - load out goes faster when you can park in a handicapped spot!
 
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Kids today... :rolleyes: When I was a youngster...

I've got a better true story from someone else, it might bring some disciplinary action down on me, though.
One of a gang of feral teenage girls was trying to embarrass a 'mature' traveller on the London Tube (subway) by offering a 'certain' favour for £10.00. His response: 'It'll cost you more than that, you little ~%@*~.'
Instant blush from her and silence in the carriage from then on except for stinging laughter from the other passengers. He was a guitarist btw.
 




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