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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by dogmeat, Mar 8, 2021.

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    So:

    " Once upon a time you dressed so fine
    Threw the bums a dime, in your prime
    Didn't you?"

    * I've always thought these two songs were different sides of the same coin

    ( similar melody/instrumentation, lyrical bite)
     
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