Best Motto

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  1. TCA117

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    When I owned a motorcycle shop, I had 3 mottoes that served different purposes...sometimes just my mood:
    If I can't fix it...I'll make it worse.
    There's fast, right and cheap...pick 2.
    We aim to please...to a point...don't push your luck.

    Oh...and when someone asked if there was a guarantee on a used bike, I would tell them:
    If you take it up the road and it blows up, I guarantee you'll be really pissed off.
     
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    So you are going to fight before switching. Got it.
     
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    When you find yourself in a hole, the 1st thing you have to do is to quit digging.;):cool:
     
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    My friend, Keith, worked at a garage that offered a '23 1/2 Hour Recovery Service'.
    It was painted on the side of their recovery truck.
    When asked why it wasn't a 24 Hour Recovery Service, they would say 'we need time for a sandwich & a s**t'. :lol::lol::lol:
     
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