Best excuse for not practicing contest! Give us your winning excuses!!

teletimetx

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It was too windy.

The snowman melted, so I had to shovel some water.

Once you’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, why would you want to practice.

My socks were too long.
 

stxrus

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No excuses, I’m just not into playing/practicing right now. I’ve noodled a bit on the LP but other than that I’ve got nothing.
 

Chiogtr4x

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I practice at our gigs!

( that's not far from the truth- often, we just collectively fake 'new old' songs we wanna try, at gigs, until we get them right- nothing hard...)
 

Moonraker5

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End the thread, please.

Uhh, does anybody here actually think what you say in this thread is going to top and be funnier than the legendary Allen Iverson talking about missing practice? By the way he actually says the word 'practice' 22 times.

I have seen this about 100 times and I still can't stop laughing.
And like a great song, it starts off slow and then builds to magnificence. About 45 seconds in Iverson begins giving us a Hendrix solo.

 
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