Uhh, does anybody here actually think what you say in this thread is going to top and be funnier than the legendary Allen Iverson talking about missing practice? By the way he actually says the word 'practice' 22 times.
I have seen this about 100 times and I still can't stop laughing.
And like a great song, it starts off slow and then builds to magnificence. About 45 seconds in Iverson begins giving us a Hendrix solo.