I want to be a DJ. Specifically, the radio guy that hosts a late-night Friday program on a local college radio station. The program is called Distorting Time, and it features 'long form' music. In other words--bands that do long jams and probably also smoke a lot of weed. Seems to go with the territory.
What a great job: introduce a song, and go burn one in the car and take a nap, or spend 45 minutes on the hopper getting rid of that Taco Bell you had on the way to work.
To quote Lewis Black, "The best job in the world is being a TV weatherman in San Diego, California; it doesn't get any better than that:
'What's the weather gonna be like tomorrow, Lew?'
'Nice! [ahem] Back to you'."
Well, it’s not like that’s Dan Deacon’s ONLY job . . .