Behind every angry woman.

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  1. Timmay

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    My wife gives me the silent treatment when she's mad. She thinks she's punishing me......... Silly girl.
     
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    Absolute best course of action. You can argue with a man, and you might even win. If you argue with a woman, you cannot win, and they have a playback machine that will continue to function for at least fifty years after/of the conversation.
     
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    Why the hell are you even married to someone you can’t talk with? Life’s too short but there’s gotta be a better way to make it seem longer than living in misery on purpose.
     
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    The only reason I would be standing there is if I couldn't sneak around her to make it to an exit. Sometimes, not all of the time, but it's always worth a shot, if you can sneak outside and work on something, they get busy and forget what you did, not that you have a clue what it was anyway.
     
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    I didn't say I couldn't talk to my wife, or that I didn't love her very much, when she gets annoyed with me, it is usually my fault. I know this because she told me so! :lol:
     
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    Well it's much better now that Alex is trained to be off the leash, I make sure he goes with me so that I have some company. You can't hear the garage door open from inside the house, so sometimes me and Alex take a little ride out to the nearby countryside. I put down the back windows and he sticks his head out the window and looks happy.
     
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    I need to make it clear that my wife and I don't have arguments serious or otherwise, but I do sometimes annoy her, I can tell because she gives me the silent treatment. I can't approach her right away, I have to let her simmer a while, then I make some small talk to see if she's still mad, if she talks, I forget all about making my move. If she's still tight lipped, I ask her what I've done, she ALWAYS says, YOU KNOW, of course I don't have a clue. If I just stand there and look confused for a bit, she'll tell me what my offense was. I then apologize, and look like I really mean it (that's important). She pouts for a little while, then we go back to everything being hunky-dory. If she annoys me, I just think about all the nice dinners I'd miss if I said something about it, and it's almost just like she apologized. :lol::lol:
     
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    Spoiler alert! This post is messy. If you're eating, skip ahead now.

    My whole attitude to the toilet seat controversy changed when I learned about the toilet bloom. What's that? Well, some of you know this already but what's the last thing you do after using the toilet (and before washing your hands)? You flush the toilet.

    When you flush the toilet a bloom of microscopic droplets of diluted No.1 and/or No.2 is ejected upwards. As it hits the ceiling it spreads horizontally before settling down on every surface in your bathroom. Including your washbasin, toothbrush and towels. Closing the toilet lid keeps the toilet bloom in the lavatory pan.

    Given that men are generally more refined than women, I cannot understand why any man (having learned of the above) would continue leaving the seat up.
     
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    Maybe it'd be simpler if you just put another toilet in the ceiling to catch everything that flies up there. That's what they do in Australia. Over there, everything is upside down, and they have toilets on the ceiling cause when they flush the toilet, they have to jump back out of the way so the toilet in the ceiling can catch everything.
     
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    I just posted that question for anyone it applies to. Tsk tsk.
     
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    27 years today of living in the institution of marriage. Living in an institution isn’t as bad as it sounds.
     
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    After fifty five years of living in the institution, one surely learns a few tricks along the way!
     
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    oh, they don’t stop talking... IME
     
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    DESPITE OURSELVES


    RIP John Prine
     
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    Virtual traveling...

     
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    Sage advice from a very wise man.
    Wise? Yes. He has Lived to tell about it. :lol:
     
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    Or is it "Her Moan"?
     
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    Yep, all starts with ‘don’t look at me in that tone of voice!’.............
     
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