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Barb... She's Sharp

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Torren61, Oct 25, 2020.

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    She's handsy.

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    Barb's sharp, but too wired, IMO.


    "You know the drill".

    Not even a bit?
     
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    I was living with a girl named Lorraine but we didn't really get along that well. Every morning I stopped at the cafe to get a cup of coffee. There was a waitress named Claire. Leigh was Claire's last name. I really wanted to get to know her but it wasn't the right time. I came home one evening after work and Lorraine had moved out and left nothing. Not even a note.

    I wasn't even a bit sad because the thought occurred to me: I can see Claire Leigh now Lorraine is gone...

     
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    they should swap out the current "Karen" with "Barbara" IMO
     
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