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Barb... She's Sharp

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Torren61, Oct 25, 2020.

  1. 24 track

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    Skip walks funny and
    Wit is smarter than he thinks
    Polly eats snacks all day
    Brock dtd not feel complete untill he changes his last name to Lee
    John had it bad today he had to sit on the porceline throne all day,
    Lou was most upset
    in court Doug was digging himself deeper, and Phil was waiting to bury him
     
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    Iona Lott is very wealthy.
     
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    Ry is droll
    Chester is rheumy
    Tuesday is recursive
    Stu is an amalgam
    Ivy grows on you
     
  4. Torren61

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    My favorite girlfriend was Mona. Mitt was a catcher, not a pitcher (you know what I mean, you know). Meet our new drummer Tom and our new singer Mike. Braden has amazing dreadlocks. Nice hat, Don.
     
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    Alicia has a side hustle as a dog walker.

    Evidence will always be found of Mark.

    Randall used to build automatons.

    Felix has a taste for money.
     
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    These are so awful, they're funny. :lol:
     
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    Eileen has one leg shorter than the other.
     
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    Russell...the kid next door...just came to rake my leaves.
     
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    Craven Moorehead was never satisfied.
     
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    Dolly.... always hated being played with
    Aurora..... was just glowing on her wedding day
    Buck ....was always taking the bullets for the teams failures
    Cat.... was just prowling around untill she got her claws into the right guy
    Randy..... had a thing for the ladies
    Don ... never knew what to wear
    Dick.... was mean tempered
    Guy ....was a poser
    Jack.... was a mechanic
    Link.... was a bit of a wiener

    Ok I'll slither back under my rock!
     
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    Barb..... she's a hooker, you know.
     
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    Jedediah is.....
    Damn, I'm no good at this.
     
  13. 24 track

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    Sean ...was very bright
    Barney... was good at building farm out buildings ( now thats a stretch)
    Sherry... was drunk on wine all the time
    Flip..... was a professional gymnist
    Rob ... always claimed he did not steal, he just found things before they were lost.
    Dick ..is always a member
     
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    John needs a good cleaning.
    Filbert is a tough nut to crack.
    Harry could use a haircut.
    Tony is quite a good actor.
    Mal has been up to no good.
    Frank is a guy you can trust.
    Herman really loves her.
    Sally has decided to go forth.
    Curt doesn’t like to say much and is not too polite.
    Rocco has a heart of stone
    Rico is pretty suave, and rich.
    Rich has a lot of money too.
    Derrick does construction.
    Moe just can’t get enough.
    Homer can always find his way back to his house.

    (Haven’t checked for repeats, so forgive if some already used).
     
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    nvilletele Friend of Leo's

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    Lou will offer you something else instead
    Mary wants to be wed
    Milo talks always of his depression
    Roone is not doing well at all, and makes things bad.
    Will said he is leaving me something.
    Harry will not leave me alone.
    Allen is a real tool.
    Phillip, though also a tool, is a real plus.
    Don is in charge of the group.
    Paul always will latch on to gear. (Look it up . . .pawl)
    Paul also casts an unhappy mood.
     
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    Stu sat there not saying anything but I could tell he was getting angrier and angrier...
     
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    Red is always quite embarrassed.
    Billy has joined the club.
    Ted does nothing but talk.
    Roman is always wandering aimlessly.
    Hammy is not good on stage.
    Hyman has yet to be broken.
    Douglass used to enjoy windows.
    Scott always got away free.
    Ev drives a Tesla.
    Cal roots for the Bears, not for Stanford.
    Peter is also a member, and has a principle.
    Jay flies from here to there, and is often quite blue.
     
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    Halley's career in music was on a meteoric rise.
     
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    Coral... was deep into scuba
    Brad... nailed it
    Brett...always wore a hairpiece
    Morgan ...always worked like a horse
    Amber.... was an old fossil
    Olie...was a flamenco dancer
    Chuck... would throw tantrums
    Bucky... was a lumberjack
    Chick ...was afraid of everything
    Nobbie... had warts
    Gunner.... was the bomb
     
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    Forrest was great at hide n seek.

    Why? Because you couldn't see Forrest for the trees.
     
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