At a loss for words...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by BigDaddyLH, May 20, 2020.

  1. tery

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    Did he steal the watermelon ?
     
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  2. SixStringSlinger

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    Think they got the right guy?
     
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    That’s using your melon...
     
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    Those two are out of their gourds
     
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    "The 20-year-old suspect who was arrested has been charged with wearing a mask in public while committing larceny..."

    What!! So committing larceny without wearing a mask would be a separate, and perhaps, lesser charge? What does the mask have to do with it...or is wearing a mask in public a charge which just gets worse if you're also committing larceny at the same time....lol. I can see the lawmakers sitting around talking..."you know, it makes it a heck of a lot harder to catch and identify these rotten scoundrels when they're wearing masks........makes our job much harder...I don't like that!...I think we oughta penalize them for finding ways to not get caught"
     
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    Misdemeanor, Felony or "MELONY?
     
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    melanoma
     
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    Beware of The Melonheads you don't see!
     
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    Where's Boris? Was he the lawyer who wrote here about defending a man who pretended a concealed banana was a pistol? Got him off on a peal.
     
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    That left me a bit meloncholy.
     
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    I guess someone seed him.
     
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    He's probably lost his rind by now.
     
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    I want to know if it was seedless.
     
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    Where's Gallagher when you need him?

     
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  18. StrangerNY

    StrangerNY Friend of Leo's Gold Supporter

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    Nobody posted the pic of his accomplice?

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